What is the funniest thing that happened to you while you were pregnant?
Here’s mine. I was about 8 weeks along and just getting to where I was always thirsty and had to make constant bathroom stops. I live about a 15-20 min from Portland Oregon and never went in to the city on my own because I hate city traffic. One night I had to run an errand which required me to go in to Portland and my boyfriend couldn’t go with me. (He usually drives because I get lost.) It was about 7 pm so I figured it was safe being as rush hour was pretty much over. So I go run my errand which was a pretty quick in and out thing and start heading back home, I had my navigation system on and had no problem (for once!) finding my way back to the highway. The navigation system tells me when there is traffic accidents or congestion whenever I am in the city and it starts saying “traffic accident ahead expect 5 minute delay”. So no big deal right 5 minutes! WRONG!! I was less than a mile from the on ramp to HWY 26 (which is the one I needed to take to get home) when my nav system said this and it took me OVER 45 minutes to get to the highway! The thing is like I said I was pregnant and always thirsty and always had to make bathroom stops. So after spending 45 minutes just waiting to get on the highway I still had another 20 minute drive home and by the time I got to the highway I was about in tears and contemplating just pulling over and squatting on the side of the road screw what the thousands of people driving by think right? Haha. So anyway halfway home I am bawling because I have to pee and lucky me there is a hospital right off the highway so what do I do? Well I pull in to the emergency entrance because F*** it right, any lady that’s been pregnant knows what Im talking about… this was an emergency, so I pull in to the emergency entrance and make about 4 passes through the parking lot before I find a space and take off hauling ass in to the ER to find a bathroom. I wish I had a picture of the confused security guard at the front doors face after I ran in like there was a big emergency and calmy walked out less than 3 minutes later and got in my car and left!
So I want to hear your stories, points for the best answer!!
mines not that great, it was one of those "you had to be there moments, so try to picture it lol.
i was about 8 months along by this time last year, and the summer before that i had been called for jury duty and my dumb ass decided not to go, sooo they called me back for it while i was all fat and uncomfortable and pregnant, and so im sittin there in this really crowded room with the ultimate awkward silence.. all you could hear was an occasional cough, whisper or sneeze, when my normally very active baby started kicking the hell out of me so hard it was practically throwing me off of my chair, and tilting me in diff directions. you could see the bumps sooo well, and i suddenly hear a bunch of little chuckles and snickers around me, and the old lady sitting next to me goes "WOW!! that things playing football inside of you!!"
im an easily embarrassed person so i turned 40 shades of red at that point. everyone else distracted me tho with "how far along are you?" and "boy or girl?" or "do you have a name picked out?" and all the normal pregnancy questions you get bombarded with.
yeeeaaa
am 33 weeks pregnant an i tell you the fanniest thing that ever happend to me is that when i talk to folks my baby starts movinfg outta control and is soo funnyu and cute!!
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mines not that great, it was one of those "you had to be there moments, so try to picture it lol.
i was about 8 months along by this time last year, and the summer before that i had been called for jury duty and my dumb ass decided not to go, sooo they called me back for it while i was all fat and uncomfortable and pregnant, and so im sittin there in this really crowded room with the ultimate awkward silence.. all you could hear was an occasional cough, whisper or sneeze, when my normally very active baby started kicking the hell out of me so hard it was practically throwing me off of my chair, and tilting me in diff directions. you could see the bumps sooo well, and i suddenly hear a bunch of little chuckles and snickers around me, and the old lady sitting next to me goes "WOW!! that things playing football inside of you!!"
im an easily embarrassed person so i turned 40 shades of red at that point. everyone else distracted me tho with "how far along are you?" and "boy or girl?" or "do you have a name picked out?" and all the normal pregnancy questions you get bombarded with.
yeeeaaa
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I think the funniest thing that ever happened was when I was maybe 7 months pregnant and we went out with friends where a band was playing. The music was loud and with every beat of the music my baby kicked to the beat. I also thought it was funny that when I danced it seemed like my belly moved more than the rest of my body.
The other one is that my baby would get hiccups a lot. I’d be sitting there working and my blouse would be going up and down and co-workers passing would say "Baby got the hiccups again?" and I’d reply with yes he does.
I had a co-worker that was pregnant at the same time and she would get after me because I would drink a Pepsi in the morning & lunch and would tell me I was going to have a hyper baby that wouldn’t sleep and so forth. She gave up her coffee (I never did & still don’t drink coffee) and all caffiene. She didn’t raise her arms above her head (I did) and she was the one who had a hyper baby that slept very little.
My son slept all night long and was a delight to take anywhere at any given time.
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Well one time when I was like 8 mos pregnant with my first one we were at church sitting at the service and I was wearing a sweater ( it was winter) . The baby started kicking so hard that youcould see my whole belly changing shapes and these bumbs ( his arms and legs) sticking out. The funny part was where the old lady who sat next to us almost fell of the chair and freaked out when she saw it.
another time I was 9 mos pregnant and my friend was over and sat on a couch with me and my 18 mos old son( who had shown no interest on my pregnancy) and tried to rub my belly, my son yelled no and punched her on her shoulder.
I was like wow, he does know that something is going on here
But nothing much funny happened to me, just weird and embarrassing
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hey when i was about 9wks pregnant me, my fella, my bro his (girlfriend who was pregnant) and my little bro all went out for the day we decided to hire a boat and go down the river well it was a really cool day we was taking it in turns to drive the boat any way it was my turn to drive the boat so i said to my fella come on its my turn, bein he was having so much fun he didn want to let me have a go and was going fast, so i got up and walked over to take over. while i was walking he was going fast around a bend and he turn a bit sharpish and i went flying over board it was such a shock and so cold that i couldn breath properly. My fella put the boat into reverse straight
away but it freaks me out as he was heading straight for me and i was worried about the propella and start screaming at him (but he did have complete control i was just freaking lol. so they tried to pull me in the the boat but my breast where hurting so much (as they do in pregnancy) that they couldn pull me in as they was in the way lol. when i then did get in i then had to strip off in front of loads of people as it was that cold i couldn stop shaking from the shock and had to wear someone Else’s clothes lol. we have never laughed so much (once the shock went)
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