didnt get many answers so asking again?
We all have good pregnancy stories and I am curious whats your funniest or craziest story.
Here’s mine. I was about 8 weeks along and just getting to where I was always thirsty and had to make constant bathroom stops. I live about a 15-20 min from Portland Oregon and never went in to the city on my own because I hate city traffic. One night I had to run an errand which required me to go in to Portland and my boyfriend couldn’t go with me. (He usually drives because I get lost.) It was about 7 pm so I figured it was safe being as rush hour was pretty much over. So I go run my errand which was a pretty quick in and out thing and start heading back home, I had my navigation system on and had no problem (for once!) finding my way back to the highway. The navigation system tells me when there is traffic accidents or congestion whenever I am in the city and it starts saying “traffic accident ahead expect 5 minute delay”. So no big deal right 5 minutes! WRONG!! I was less than a mile from the on ramp to HWY 26 (which is the one I needed to take to get home) when my nav system said this and it took me OVER 45 minutes to get to the highway! The thing is like I said I was pregnant and always thirsty and always had to make bathroom stops. So after spending 45 minutes just waiting to get on the highway I still had another 20 minute drive home and by the time I got to the highway I was about in tears and contemplating just pulling over and squatting on the side of the road screw what the thousands of people driving by think right? Haha. So anyway halfway home I am bawling because I have to pee and lucky me there is a hospital right off the highway so what do I do? Well I pull in to the emergency entrance because F*** it right, any lady that’s been pregnant knows what Im talking about… this was an emergency, so I pull in to the emergency entrance and make about 4 passes through the parking lot before I find a space and take off hauling *** in to the ER to find a bathroom. I wish I had a picture of the confused security guard at the front doors face after I ran in like there was a big emergency and calmy walked out less than 3 minutes later and got in my car and left!
So I want to hear your stories, points for the best answer!!
i was a waitress all through my first pregnancy and it helped me make really good tips. i kind of had a snappy attitude at times, cause some people were such a pain in my pregnant @ss. anyway, a guy said, "hey ill let ya keep this tip if you name your kid after me", and handed me 2 bucks. i said "what do you want me to name her, "cheap @ss"?? luckily he thought it was hilarious and left me a ten dollar bill.
and no i did not name my child cheap @ss.
I was having contractions all morning and called my husband at the time, told him to get home from work because his son would be coming soon. I then called him 3 more times because the time was just going by and he still wasn’t home, on that 3rd time I told him to get home and be there in 20 mins or I was calling an ambulance and the insurance wasn’t paying for that.
He decided to come home after that call. Well I told him to get our daughter ready while I tried to get something on my feet. Apparently, and I have no memory of this, I called him every name and cuss word in the book to which that pissed him off.
Well I got to the hospital and up to LandD. Told the nurse at the counter something was wrong, that it didn’t feel right down there, then I screamed and she put me up on a gurney, checked me and yelled, "I’m giving birth over here myself" I must have had the look of OH SH!T on my face because she then looked at me and said, "Don’t worry I’ve done this before" Mind you I’m in the hallway so anyone walking by had full view of my goods! Fun right.
Anyway, she said OK, next contraction push, it started and I didn’t want to so I just kind of was like eww, she said, "no really push!" so I sat straight up and pushed that sucker out. I’m not going to lie, it was gross, I felt everything, head, shoulders, legs and feet. I pushed my son out in one minute with one push.
I don’t really remember the pain, but I’ll never forget him passing though me. I hope this time around I make it to the hospital in time!
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I’ve peed in my front yard in the flower box because I couldn’t find my keys at the bottom of my bag. I was 29 weeks pregnant.
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i was a waitress all through my first pregnancy and it helped me make really good tips. i kind of had a snappy attitude at times, cause some people were such a pain in my pregnant @ss. anyway, a guy said, "hey ill let ya keep this tip if you name your kid after me", and handed me 2 bucks. i said "what do you want me to name her, "cheap @ss"?? luckily he thought it was hilarious and left me a ten dollar bill.
and no i did not name my child cheap @ss.
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well ill keep mine short… before i knew i was pregnant my mom missed her period (she cudnt hav been prego bc she had tubal ligation) but yea… nd then during my pregnancy her hair grew crazily just like mine but she had no hormones… and down to the day when labor started she was at work feeling contraction like pains nd rushed home and coinsidentally i was having them too nd we rushed to the hospital nd she was finnaly relieved.. hhahahah
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funny bc its liek we were in sync
I think I have a good one. When I was 34 weeks pregnant, and just getting to the point that I couldn’t wash my own feet anymore (or rather, finally admitting it) I was taking a bath, and realized that there was no way that I could manage reaching over my big belly to get to my feet. So, I tried to lean on my side and prop my foot up on the bar in the bath tub, and reach down kind of like I was a ballerina touching her foot from kind of behind her back. This is so hard to explain! Anyway, I ended up getting a cramp, and started screaming and crying, and my mother came running in (she just happened to be home) and helped out of the tub. Then I started bawling because my feet were dirty, and I definitely hadn’t gotten to my back yet. My mom ended up washing my feet for me, and washing my back too. I pouted like a little kid, and she even took for to get some Ben & Jerry’s. Since then, she washes my feet and back for me every time I take a bath! It’s great!
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